she was so not down for the gang bang
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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