fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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