brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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