Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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