I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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