Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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