lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
