Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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