That's intense
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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