I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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