Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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