What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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