So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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