dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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