omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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