I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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