real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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