I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
