So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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