I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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