The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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