Who did Billy Mays play for?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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