Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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