..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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