She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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