I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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