how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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