do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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