living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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