is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
