Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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