I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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