so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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