I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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