So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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