This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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