Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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