I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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