My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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