I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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