What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
they need to just BURY HIM!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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