He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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