Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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