how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize