Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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