I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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