I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
birth control should be required to get into college
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
