Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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