her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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