Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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