so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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