Just fell off a train. Bad.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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