ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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