I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize
